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2011-08-18T06:56:00.001-07:00

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Anniversary / Wedding SMS

2010-02-28T08:53:00.001-08:00

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
That special day is here again,
The day we took our vows,
You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
I'm sending this bouquet of love,
To say that I love you so much,
I hope I say it often enough,
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion,
I want to remind you that,
You are my everything
And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary Lover!
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
Hoping that the love you shared years ago,
Is still as strong today as it was,
then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary Lover!
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was
when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share
I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love
You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you're my darling wife (Husband).
Happy Anniversary

Mothers Day SMS

2008-07-20T14:34:00.000-07:00

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 230)
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Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 236)
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A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 233)
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I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
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Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

Fool SMS

2008-05-02T15:09:00.000-07:00

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 190)
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 128)
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
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You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 65)
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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
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For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 181)
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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 188)
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
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If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 241)
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I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 212)
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 187)
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Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 156)
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 125)
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 150)
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 74)
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 109)
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...

book from your bag and study..

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 108)
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 191)
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 172)
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 134)
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 134)
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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)
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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)
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Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 180)
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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)
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Ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 126)
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 143)
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 170)
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Flirt SMS

2008-05-02T15:00:00.000-07:00

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 192)
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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 104)
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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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._I__I_,

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(_£___=------/
._I__I_,

Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
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Loading the Babe meter.....

5%

17%

26%

57%

78%

99%

100% COMPLETE

Processing data..

ANALYSIS COMPLETE

U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 199)
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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 141)
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New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 173)
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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
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I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 120)
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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 163)
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 103)
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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
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Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)
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Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 71)
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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 84)
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 110)
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In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
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In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 160)
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I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
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I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 105)
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 129)
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 128)
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Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 130)
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Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)
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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)
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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 116)
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
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Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)
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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..

Confused???

Read the above numbers in punjabi.

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 80)
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Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 114)
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Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 177)
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Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 148)
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Birthday SMS

2008-05-02T14:52:00.000-07:00

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 149)
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 117)
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
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Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 149)
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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 123)
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Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 88)
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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 145)
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If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
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A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
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Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 233)
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I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 172)
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 213)
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 171)
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 199)
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 130)
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Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 82)
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This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 89)
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 78)
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Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 230)
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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 82)
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 203)